Are you sick of this garbage? Every godforsaken day it's the same pile of crap. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We need do something about this. It's time to fight back!
- Report all spam emails you receive.
- Opt out from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Use a good spam filter.
Don't let these freeloaders win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!
Fucker's Spam is Infecting My Inbox
I loathe getting spam. It's like an endless flood of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to scream.
- These creeps
- are sending
- things I don't want to see
I've tried deleting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a absolute nightmare.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a read more new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains
Screw You
Are they truly such stupid to click on this garbage? I'm tired of seeing your pitiful attempts at robbing innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Lay off the spam
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Shove The Damn Away From Here With That Crap
You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created
Dude, seriously? Spam is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Quit. You Attempt to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Clown trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, Could. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a MajorSource ofFrustration.
This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. It feels like constantly, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me riches. It's enough to make me want to throw in the towel. I swear, if I see one more message for cheap Viagra, I’m going to implode.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Spammers are the worst!
- I need a break from technology.